We’ve got our product images, including a couple spoilers thanks to the intro decks!
String Cheese Chips!
Cut 1 low-moisture string cheese stick into 12 pieces, and put 1 piece in each section of a mini muffin tin. Bake until they look burnt! If you undercook them they’ll have a little bit of chewiness to them.
These are amazing, I actually prefer them to the low-carb tortilla chips because they have a good dense crunch!
I dipped mine in Target’s Archer Farms Queso (2g net carb for queso)
These chips are 0g carbs!! :)
I’m making these today
A bath tub cut out of a large single piece of Quartz Crystal.
bath tub goals
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here.
HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.
Let’s check in on the decadent, completely inedible, yet perfectly wearable shoes from The Shoe Bakery (previously featured here). The Orlando, Florida-based company is run by Chris Campbell, who loves both shoes and sweets so much that he decided to combine them in the form of outrageously tantalizing ice cream, cake and donut-themed footwear.
If you’ve got a specific dessert and shoe combination in mind, Campbell happily accepts custom orders. Each mouthwatering pair of Shoe Bakery shoes takes about 3-6 weeks to design, create and ship. Prices range from $200 to $400 US, which should provide you with all the more incentive to refrain from trying to eat them.
Visit The Shoe Bakery’s website to check out more of their enticingly iced footwear.
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what type of rock is a really good friend
rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke
The mummified heart is said to be that of vampire Auguste Delagrance, responsible for the deaths of more than forty people back in the 1900, a period of vampirism in the USA. When he was identified, Delagrance was hunted down by a Romano Catholic priest and a Voodoo Hougan, and was destroyed in 1912. (x)
This is fucking Rad